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Pizza in dark version

now I'm used to the 'translation of thumb' of Italian words, especially in the gastronomic field. Cripple the words, however, read as written, in their pronunciation actually remember the Italian version.
few days ago I was flipping through the menu of pizza delivered to your door (I did not feel like cooking!), And I smiled reading "4 fromage", "ham", ... But, at some point, get her! Inspired by a movie of Tim Burton, ladies and gentlemen, I present pizza:

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Busy! The Portuguese

I do not have it with the cleaning ladies. Not even when they approach me with the broom off the power supply of my pc. Not even when you close the bathroom and talk for 2 hours on the phone screaming like mad thinking you do not hear anything in the corridor and nearby surfaces, and instead .. Not even when I move things from your desk and no longer understand where they are finished.
Machecacchio, expensive cleaning ladies, I turn to you directly. If you have decided that the women's bathroom is your refuge, ok, no problem, but please, you can close the door while you do your needs ?!?!?!? What's all this 'need' to show worldwide? believe that the image of you, dear Mary, or as you call it, sitting on a toilet with his legs wide open, I can not forget it for the next 30 years, not only because it continues to remind redoing every day, but because the scene was really traumatic! I can not imagine watching you with his pants down! If you really do not want to close the door because (perhaps) suffer from claustofobia, you can get when you hear me say 'Busy' please?!
Thanks! also part of my bladder.